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Rehab Chronicles Chapter 3: It’s Like Yeah Motherfucker I’m Fine
Sunday, December 12


Old text messages to Kate Moss, 07.06.2006

3.00 pm

Hey Kate, Sorry, for not calling you back. Sorry for calling your mom a dirty little slut. Sorry for breaking your nose. Sorry for pushing your grandfather down the stairs. Sorry he died afterwards.

3.01 pm

Hey Kate, Look, we need a place to stay tomorrow. Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and I are trying to break out of this fucking shithole tonight.

3.10 pm

Hey Kate, Yes, I’m also sorry for burning your house down…Please?

3.33 pm

Thanks bitch!

To be continued…